nothings worse than soft grapes
soft apples
soft dicks
☾☻soft grunge blog☻☽
the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
I like it when a girl has a food stain on her shirt because it means that she’s bad with spoons and will probably need me to feed her and I’m good with spoons so it will give me a chance to show off a little.
